Friday, May 6, 2011

Closet Chubby Chasers

I say it all the time, it's a new 'down low' sweeping the nation. Closet chubby chasers. What is that you ask?
A chubby chaser is a person that is aroused by people of the chubby persuasion. They get off on rubbing & squeezing fat rolls. They get off on seeing chubby girls eat large amounts of food.
As a sexy BBW I have encountered a "Chaser" twice. One encounter sticks out.
This guy was sexy and a local celebrity. There's not a person in Cleveland that doesn't know this guy. On Twitter, Fb, & every chance he got he proclaimed his love for models. "I'll never fcuk w/ a fat girl!" He would proclaim. So when he started Dm'ing (private messaging) me on Twitter telling me how sexy I was and he would love to take my body to ecstasy just 1 nite, not only was I excited, but I was flattered. So I let 'em. Lol.
He booked a nice hotel room and we met up late nite. It was my b-day weekend so I was ready to have some crazy fun!
He arrived looking sexy as ever. Smelling good and gifts in hand. We had some drinks, talked, and broke the ice. Finally, we made our way to the King sized bed. We stripped naked and started kissing and indulging in foreplay. It was all good until he started rubbing his erect penis across my belly. " Don't be ashamed of being a big girl. You see what I'm on!" he whispered in his deep sexy voice. He started squeezing my rolls & before I knew it he exploded and left his liquid love all over my mid-section.
I was completely weirded out! Needless to say I never hooked up w/ him again.
It made me wonder how many 'closet chubby chasers' are out there. Loving all our thick, sexy goodness and lying. Acting as if they're ashamed of loving a big girl.
Just thought I'd share that. Lol. Beware of the closet freak! Don't let him use you, girl! If you know one, expose his ass!
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3 comments:

  1. Rashida,

    I loved this post, it made me chuckle. My current boyfriend only dated very small women, young, brown skin and short hair. We live on the same street, and became friends. I sat back and watched for months the women he fooled with and the women around us chasing him and I thought to myself, its time for him to try something new. A woman his age, big, light skinned with hair (lol), a full grown cat not a kitten. It's been almost three years now and I can't run him off. At first his friends were shocked to see us together, now they can't see us apart. Big girls have it going on, and he will tell ya real fast. Looks like he came out of the skinny girls closet and got stuck in mines, or as my friends say, his nose is wide open. Works for me.

    Happy blogging,
    Jenn

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  2. Thanks for the comment, Jen! I'm glad that I could make you giggle. I was taught "Thin may be in, but fat is where it's at!"

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  3. WOW. I'm almost speechless with this. It was a funny post and that guy must be insecure to not be able to proclaim what he likes. If you're a chubby chaser, then you're a chubby chaser. What is the big deal? Guys like that make me wonder what else they are in the closet with.

    Be real or go home. I watched an episode of a TV show where this guy was into a big girl but he always wanted to see her in private....never around his friends or anything. Maybe it was "The Game" before Malik started dating Robin Givens' character on the show. I don't know. It was a big ol' mess though. How are you going to get with a big girl in the dark but not want anything to do with her around everybody else? That is just foul!


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